There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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