do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
