names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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