you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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