Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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