So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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