i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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