sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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