Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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