so explain again why im purple
no
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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