everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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