we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I CAN MOONWALK!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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