And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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