I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
And then he peed in my hair
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