so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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