Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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