Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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