I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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