He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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