so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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