We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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