All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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