um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
