Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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