so that wasnt chicken after all
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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