it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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