so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I had to cum in my sink.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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