Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And then he peed in my hair
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