well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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