Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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