Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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