dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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