You can't special order awesome
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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