at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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