This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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