He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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