Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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