is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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