It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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