She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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