he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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