This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!