big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy