I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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