i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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