scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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