you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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