I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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