i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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