Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
whose ass print is on the piano?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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