You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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