This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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