I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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