i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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