Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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